3.27.2012

The Things He Says...


Because we just had our 5 year anniversairy and I'm a girl I was looking back through pictures of Dean and I. I made him come look at a couple and he said, "I look pretty much the same and you look a lot older". No suprise that he was completly serious- happy 5 years hun your married to a middle aged woman!



Dean has to talk to some boys about missions and his mission memories. So tonight he was going through his old stuff from his mission. There was a shoe box from highschool that read - Open & Die -Open this box I will strike you down.
It was full of old high school stuff, that he had stashed away before his mission. As he looked through it he said, "I'm sure glad you married me babe cause I just might not have been as cool as I thought I was".
and I sweetly replied, "How did those words taste coming out of your mouth".


Dean opens the door yesterday and yells from the porch, "Hun can you get my bullets".
and I say, "Sure thing babe let me get right on that".
#1. I don't know the first thing about bullets
#2. I don't have any idea where he keeps his buttlets
#3. I don't know how to tell one gun from another let alone which amunition goes with a specific gun
#4. I didn't know what gun he had, if he even had a gun, or quite honestly what he was going to do with a gun.
A few seconds into the conversation he realized that I was helpless and he was going to have to get the bullets himself. He went to get them and I followed, I'm not sure why maybe to be inlightened on 1-4. Then he finds the bullets he was looking for, turns and shows them to me, and asks, "do we have anymore of these anywhere"? I just looked at him and smiled.

3 comments:

sharon said...

Your Bog always makes Dad and I laugh out loud. We love you all so much Thank You! Mom

Brooks and Andrea said...

Your blog is my absolute favorite to read. You and Dean are the best and I always get a good laugh.

emily ballard said...

You are hilarious.