I told her to smile and this is what I got...

Josie has had a rough couple weeks. She got a
black eye and if I was being honest I really don't know what from all I know is there was a thud and then some crying but in my defense Dean was with her. When her eye was mostly healed she fell off of our tall kitchen table onto the tile, but only got a
minor concussion. I don't know anything about concussions so when she started throwing up I was super nervous, I was so glad Dean was home. In my defense Dean set her on the table... however; I did hit her with the door really hard shortly after. This week she was climbing from the coffee table to the couch and fell, her
teeth went through her bottom lip. In my defense... I got nothing, but i did hold her and kiss her and wash the blood out of her clothes.
My puppy died... I think she got attacked by a raccoon. You have to be tuff to live in Idaho.