The other day I was getting Josie ready for bed and she tooted, and then she laughed a little and said, "Mine bum burped mom, silly bum". I turned my head and tried not to laugh. Of course she would think her bum burped I have never taught her anything else and I can't even bring myself to talk about such things. I couldn't help but write it down, it was just too funny.
Last night I was driving to town, it was freezing cold, snowing really hard, and the wind was blowing. There was an old man who had pulled his car off to the side of the road and was leaning against it. I slowed down and asked if he needed help (I would want someone to help me if I was out in that kind of weather). He said, "No I was just waiting for you to pass so I could take a pee". My cheeks instantly went red and I was oddly embarrassed. Of course... that is what he was doing I guess I should have known.
3 comments:
So funny. I can totally see your reaction.
Only you would come across an old man in that situation....too funny!
this is by far the greatest post i've read in a long time...love it. miss you
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